Famous Last Words

Scene: A fast food restaurant playground at lunchtime. All three children, having already eaten, were playing on the equipment after a rough morning traveling in the car.

Mommy: Did Abbie use the potty?
Me: No, but I think she'd tell us if she needed to go. She hasn't had much to drink today, so she might not have to go.

Seconds later, we watched Abbie remove her soaking wet pants. Several minutes later, the staff brought us a towel, and we left as soon as we wiped the equipment.