Tomorrow Can Only Be Better

Abbie, with considerable help from her brothers, had arguably her worst behaved day ever today. When I had to dole out multiple timeouts before finishing breakfast, I should’ve just sent everyone to their rooms for the day. At least that would’ve limited their destructive blast radius.

The Top Ten Naughty Things My Children Did Today

10. Abbie pulled a carton of orange juice from the refrigerator and drank from it.
9. Everyone blew bubbles in their drinks at every meal.
8. Tory dumped Abbie’s cereal into his bowl before she could sit at the table.
7. Abbie pulled the dog’s fur.
6. Ian pulled an open ketchup bottle off the counter and onto the floor.
5. Everyone terrorized the chinchilla and shook his cage.
4. Abbie removed the boys’ diapers.
3. The boys climbed on the windowsills.
2. Everyone helped break Tory’s bed frame.
1. Abbie kicked, slapped, pushed, and pulled hair of every family member.