The Shirt off their Backs

My Children’s Top Ten Excuses for Removing Clothes

10. The slide was wet with dew and soaked my pants.
9. The sun feels good.
8. A Kool-Aid spill left my shirt uncomfortably damp.
7. That yellow monkey shirt looks better than the red monkey shirt I had on.
6. I got a little overzealous washing hands.
5. I had to check my brothers’ diapers.
4. I forgot where I left my pants on my way to the bathroom.
3. Removing clothing is a great attention-getter.
2. I didn’t make it to the bathroom in time.
1. You didn’t hold me down and put a shirt on me yet.