Shirt Tales
Ian ruined his first shirt this morning when he smeared poop on it while removing a poopy diaper.
Ian ruined his second shirt this morning when he snuck into the refrigerator and spilled about a quart of orange juice on it and the floor.
Ian ruined his third shirt this morning when he used a marker to color on it* instead of paper.
His fourth shirt lasted till the end of the day.
Why can't he be more like Tory? All he did was get a bloody nose. Three times today.
*And himself. And the walls. And Tory.
Ian ruined his second shirt this morning when he snuck into the refrigerator and spilled about a quart of orange juice on it and the floor.
Ian ruined his third shirt this morning when he used a marker to color on it* instead of paper.
His fourth shirt lasted till the end of the day.
Why can't he be more like Tory? All he did was get a bloody nose. Three times today.
*And himself. And the walls. And Tory.
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