Not So Happy

Our latest Happy Meal toy has a spy theme. It's a padlock-type contraction that doesn't lock. Instead it's meant to slip over a door knob or something similar. When the toy senses movement, such as the type caused by a door opening, the toy sounds an alarm. So it emits a loud and intentionally annoying sound* every time it moves.

Curse you, McDonalds. Why can't you just give out more cars?

* As opposed to the loud and unintentionally annoying sounds coming from most Happy Meal toys.