Isn't It Ironic?

The Top Ten Ironies of Childrearing

10. A leaky bottle with a plugged nipple.
9. A diaper bag that contains 1284 Goldfish spilled across the bottom, five dried out baby wipes, four toys of questionable sanitation, three outfits that were clean before they went in the diaper bag, two empty snack containers, one changing pad, and zero diapers.
8. Having three kids, but only two hands.
7. A lift-the-flap book with all of its flaps torn out.
6. A sippy cup that leaks when knocked over.
5. A shirt with a cute strawberry design that’s stained by strawberries.
4. You need a double-stroller to go anywhere, but a double-stroller is too big to go almost anywhere.
3. A bib that collects food throughout the entire meal, and then makes a giant mess when the toddler removes and throws it.
2. Already having everything you could possibly need for one baby, and discovering that you’re going to have twins.
1. Finally getting reconnected to the Internet, and not having enough time to write a quality post for your blog.