"Ew, how long has this box of baking soda been in here?"

Abbie’s Top Ten Things to Pull from the Refrigerator and Try to Eat

10. Her cup of milk leftover from the last meal.
9. The whole milk jug if she can’t find a cup.
8. Spaghetti.
7. Macaroni and cheese.
6. Yogurt.
5. The soy sauce bottle (I haven’t figured that one out).
4. Soda pop bottles.
3. Jell-O.
2. The ketchup bottle.
1. Whipped topping.