Oh, Behave

The 20 naughtiest things Abbie has done today:

20. Screamed.
19. Stole the babies’ toys.
18. Ran outside while the dog came inside.
17. Tried to eat dog food.
16. Turned the television on when it wasn’t TV time.
15. Tried to eat fish food.
14. Dumped dog food kibble into the dog’s water so it bloats into a mushy mess.
13. Tried to eat formula powder.
12. Threw her breakfast Tasteeos all over the floor.
11. Stole the Tasteeos box off the countertop after breakfast.
10. Knocked the water pitcher over on the counter. No, wait; I did that. She was quiet in the other room at the time too, so I can’t even blame her.
9. Ate yogurt with her fingers.
8. Repeatedly begged for Goldfish despite being repeatedly told “no.”
7. Chewed on a body wash bottle.
6. Chewed on a hand soap bottle, leaving the bottle tipped over to leak on the carpet when she was done.
5. Ran away in the store.
4. Ran away while walking from the car to the house.
3. Turned the computer monitor off while I was using it.
2. Pulled hair.
1. Pinched. What else would be #1?

Otherwise she was a perfect angel today.