Great Weekend

The definition of a great weekend before and after kids:

BK: Going out Friday and Saturday night.
AK: Getting everything done Friday night so you don’t have to leave the house again until Monday.

BK: Watching the big game from the stands.
AK: Watching the big game on the little TV in the bedroom that’s high enough to keep little fingers from pushing its buttons.

BK: Seeing the latest Oscar contender in the theaters.
AK: Seeing a dumb comedy on TV, leaving it for minutes at a time to take care of the kids, and not feeling like I missed anything.

BK: Completing a major home improvement project.
AK: Washing three loads of laundry, and putting away at least two of those loads.

BK: Staying up past midnight, and sleeping in until 10.
AK: Getting to bed before midnight, and not waking up before 7.